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The Covenant (2006) More at IMDb Pro »

Reid Garwin: Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

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Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

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Chase Collins: Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

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Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

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Caleb Danvers: [Tyler jumps off cliff, and Caleb yells] TYLER!
Pogue Parry: Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.

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Chase Collins: [At the end, during the battle] You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.

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[last lines]
Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...

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Caleb Danvers: [being chased by the police] Ugh, y' gotta pull over.
Reid Garwin: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb Danvers: oh what the hell., lose 'em. cut across marblehead. let's have some fun while we're at it.

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Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.
[Caleb then receives his powers and William dies]

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Reid Garwin: [when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

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Reid Garwin: [seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table] Blue. Cotton.
Tyler Sims: [slapping down a twenty] Pink lace.
Pogue Parry: [slapping down a twenty] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.
Pogue Parry: [a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties. Pogue walks off with the money, smirking, and hands it to the bartender] Keep the change, man.

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Reid Garwin: [snaps towel against Tyler's backside] SAY MY NAME!

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Aaron Abbot: I think you owe Kyra an apology.
Caleb Danvers: Actually, I think it's Kyra who owes Sarah the apology.
[nods from Kyra to Sarah]
Sarah Wenham: [Sarah smirks]
Chase Collins: [after cutting in, speaking to Aaron] Sorry, but you *were* being kind of bitchy.

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Caleb Danvers: [Caleb gets a phone call from Sarah about Kate being in the hospital, Caleb looks at Pogue]
Pogue Parry: What is it?
Caleb Danvers: It's Kate, Chase put a spell on her... creation... spiders.
Pogue Parry: [Stands up] What!
Caleb Danvers: [Stands up] Relax don't do anything stupid.
Pogue Parry: [Runs upstairs] Were talking about Kate!

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Chase Collins: Say it! "I"
Caleb Danvers: I
Chase Collins: "will"
Caleb Danvers: will
Chase Collins: "you-"
Caleb Danvers: you... nothing.

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[first lines]
Reid Garwin: 'Sup fellas?
Tyler Sims: Where were you? I stopped by to give you a lift.
Reid Garwin: Had things to do. How's the party?
Pogue Parry: Don't know. Just got here.
Reid Garwin: Well, hell, boys.
[eyes go black]
Reid Garwin: Let's drop in.
[jumps off cliff]
Tyler Sims: Shit, yeah!

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Chase Collins: A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away!

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Chase Collins: That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.
Reid Garwin: Didn't it though?

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Caleb Danvers: My power's greater than yours.
Reid Garwin: Not until you ascend.
Caleb Danvers: Alright, go for it tough guy.

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Kate Tunney: They're here.
Sarah Wenham: Who?
Kate Tunney: The sons of Ipswich.

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Chase Collins: Oooooh, Witchy! Oops. Did I just say 'witch'?

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Tyler Sims: It's not right, using it on each other Caleb.
Caleb Danvers: Ugh, tell it to Reid.

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Pogue Parry: [talking about Chase Collins] Look, I don't even like the guy... are you sure you're not imagining this?
Caleb Danvers: I'm telling you; his eyes were as black as the night in the pool today.

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Chase Collins: Ok, I'll admit, I'm a little impressed, not bad!
Caleb Danvers: Thanks!
[he pushes Chase with his powers]
Chase Collins: [laughs] Ooh! Woo! Trying to impress your date, huh?

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Caleb Danvers: [talking to Reid] WHAT will it take for you to get it? It's addictive you moron!

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Tyler Sims: So, what did the Provost want?
Caleb Danvers: Someone told him about the fight a Nikki's.
Reid Garwin: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue Parry: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.

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Caleb Danvers: [pulls up in front of the house] Our family's first colony house.
Sarah Wenham: Wait, someone lives here?
Caleb Danvers: Just our caretaker, Gorman.
[a shot rings out, ducks from bullet]
Caleb Danvers: Gorman! It's me! It's ok! He doesn't see that well anymore.
Sarah Wenham: You think?
Gorman Twoberry: Who's with you?
Caleb Danvers: Just a friend! Be right back

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Tyler Sims: He made the shot dickhead. You bet him he couldn't, and he did.

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Reid Garwin: Move over.
Tyler Sims: But it's my car.
Caleb Danvers: Move over baby boy, now!

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