Parents Guide for
Transformers (2007)

Sam tries to explain to his dad about the effect of car choices, saying if one is the equivalent of the movie "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," then another is the same to the "50-Year-Old Virgin."

Sam's mother asks if he was masturbating - this 'joke' continues for some time.

After the beach party, Sam fumbles with his words, asking Michaela if he can "ride her home" instead of "give you a ride home".

Sam says, "sea men but classmates laugh thinking it is semen

When Sam and Michaela first meet the robots, one of the robots comments that "the boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female." There is an uncomfortable pause between the two of them.

The two lead characters (Sam and Mikaela) are shown kissing in the end, but there is no actual sex or nudity in the film.

When Mikaela is looking at Sam's car's engine the film looks at her in a sexual way for humor

Soldiers aim their guns at a chopper that's infiltrated and landed at their camp. As it starts to transform into Blackout, the soldiers open fire on it, but to no avail. Blackout then fires back at those soldiers and their camp, with all sorts of property damage and presumed wounds or deaths.One man is shown being zapped by Blackout. No blood or detail though.

During the fight between Barricade and Bumblebee, Frenzy attacks Sam. Frenzy is defeated by Michaela cutting his head off with a reciprocating saw, and Sam kicks the head away.

The fight between Optimus Prime and Bonecrusher ends when Prime uses his retractable blade to cut Bonecrusher's head off.

Megatron rips Jazz in half. But there is no blood and you see it from far away.

In the desert sequence, men shoot at the scorponok robot from a helicopter and when they're done he goes back underground and his tail comes off.

Barricade throws Sam into the air and causes him to hit the window of a car which breaks.

Frenzy throws razors at two men which hits them in the stomach and kills them.

Barricade hits Bumblebee with something sharp, then Bumblebee tackles Barricade into a building, nearly killing him.

Scorponok stabs one of the men with its tail in the desert sequence, bangs him on the ground, and pulls him underground. We hear him scream.

Close to the end, Frenzy shoots out his flying blades at some men but misses and eventually chops his own head off.

Sam kills Megatron by putting the allspark in his chest.

Throughout the movie nearly all of the violence is a robot attacking another robot or a human attacking a robot. None of the robots bleed. There is no gore.

One use of f*cker used in, "Burn you F*cker!" But it is muffled and hard to understand. And at least 2 barely incomplete "f" words (both used with "mother"), 6 "s" words, 4 craps, 4 hells, 3 asses, 4 pisses, 2 damns, 9 uses of "Oh my God," 4 of "Oh God," 3 of "God," 2 of "My God" and 1 use each of "Dear God" and "Good Lord." Also 2 b**ches is used and a "finger" is flashed. The air freshener dangling from Bumblebee's rear view mirror in the begining, reads "Bee Otch".

Sam gives his dog (with a leg in a cast) a veterinarian prescribed pain pill, jokingly calling him a "crack-head."

The sheriff hands Sam a urine sample bottle, asking him what drugs he's on. Later in the scene, Sam, after being mocked by the cop, asks the sheriff "Are *you* on drugs?"

Sam crashes his bike into a cop car that's really a Decepticon in disguise. That car then repeatedly bumps and acts menacingly toward Sam who tries to backpedal (on all fours) out of the way.

Many scenes of very intense action.