Parents Guide for
Click (2006/I)

On various occasions, we see the family's male dog humping a large, stuffed duck toy (at one point, the kids see this and call it "wrestling"). That includes it doing so in fast forward motion, and while "seated" back in a chair with the toy on top of him.

Twice, Michael and his wife have sex in fast forward, but all you see in the shadow on the wall. Which is him humping her. At another point, the remote takes Michael and Morty to the "making of" his life, and they end up in a room with Michael's parents having sex, but once again, you don't see anything except the sheets moving. When Michael tries to get himself out of that room, he fast forwards to a point after his conception, which puts him and Morty inside his mother's vagina and you see the doctor open it and look inside before Michael comes out as a baby.

The neighbor kid makes fun of Ben while playing catch with him (for not being able to catch the ball). Michael then freezes time, adjusts the boy's hand and glove, and then restarts time, causing the ball to hit the boy in the face and knock him to the ground.

When Ammer won't give Michael his promotion, he freezes time and hits Ammer repeatedly across the face.

At least 1 "f" word (with another incomplete one), 10 "s" words, 3 slang terms for sex ("do it," "doing" and what sounded like "humpy bumpy"), 3 for male genitals ("schmeckel" and "d*ck" with another possible one of the latter), 5 for breasts ("t*tties" and variations of "boob"), "vagina" is said once, 10 asses, 7 hells, 3 variations of crap, 3 damns, 1 S.O.B., 7 uses of "Oh my God," 3 of "God," 2 each of "G-damn," "My God" and "Oh God" and 1 use of "Jesus."

Thinking he's hallucinating while observing the remote's powers, Michael surmises that mass quantities of cough syrup and snack food means "You get acid."

When Michael is talking to the neighbor boy, he is smoking a cigar. When the boy's mother comes out, she says how she didn't know Michael smoked cigars and Michael tells her that he snatched it away from Kevin and that he thinks he smells marajuana inside it. When Kevin is running inside crying to his angry mother, Michael yells, "Dope is for dopes!"

In the future, Michael's family worries about him in the hospital and then see him die before them out in the parking lot (with Morty there as an angel of death telling him it's his time).