Pauly Shore:
Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?
Pauly Shore:
Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?
Michael Madsen's girlfriend:
No, this is Michael Madsen.
Pauly Shore:
What's the difference?
Michael Madsen's girlfriend:
Six inches.
Pauly Shore:
FUCK YOU SANDLER!
Adam Sandler:
[Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!