Memorable quotes for
Excess Baggage (1997)

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Uncle Ray: Why? Did I beat you? Did I shoot you? In the groin?
Vincent: Are those options?

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Vincent: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Emily: What's the hard way?
Vincent: It's harder... it's harder than the easy way. That's what I know.

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Vincent: How stupid do you think I am, huh?
Emily: How stupid is there?

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Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.

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Vincent: I got a Twinkie in the car. It's all yours, if you want it. Just make this call for me.

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Vincent: How old are you?
Emily: Twelve.
Vincent: Okay. If you say so.

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Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.

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Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? It's to wake up.

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Vincent: You don't know where you are, you don't know who I am, and you're cuffed to my bathroom pipe. Honey, don't do me like that.

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Emily: You got a girlfriend?
Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
Emily: Why?
Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.

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Emily: Where are we going?
Vincent: Knotty Pines.
Emily: What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?
Vincent: So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle?" I mean, is this science fiction or what?

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Emily: Do you like my tummy?
Vincent: Yeah, it's nice.
Emily: Do you like my laugh?
Vincent: If you smile.

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Vincent: [Uncle Ray is walking towards them with a gun] Think he's gonna shoot?
Emily: Yes, *yes*, Vincent! Run!
[both start running quickly]

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Stick: She's got some ass, huh?
Vincent: Your mother's got some ass.

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Vincent: Let's see... we've got rum, tequila and rum... Rum and tequila. What would you like?
Emily: You don't have to be drunk to kiss me.
Vincent: Well... I'm not drunk.
[kisses her]

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Vincent: You're a real screwy kid ya know that?

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Emily: [Emily is cuffed to the sink in the bathroom after beating on Vincent] What... you're done? You don't wanna play anymore?

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Vincent: I'm tired of tossing salad, if you know what I mean.

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Vincent: I've known this girl for two days, are you tellin' me I care more about her than you? You son of a bitch! You should've sold her when she was born for cashvalue Mr. Business Man!

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