The Chuck Lorre Productions vanity card at the end of each episode consists
of the words "Chuck Lorre Productions", the vanity card number, and a short
essay or mini screenplay that changes with each episode. Topics have
included a riff on slang words that Lorre wants to coin, the reason a
certain scene containing the line of dialog that was used as the
episode's title was edited out, and a screenplay about Lorre's assistant
entering his office and finding him curled up in the fetal position.